Brandon: What is the definition of a goose?
Kaleb: What?
Brandon: An animal that grows down as it grows up!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
S.S.P. Geese are REALLY fat, but their necks are skinny. As they grow older, their necks grow longer, but the rest of their body grows fatter. did this help?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS JOKE IS. I NEED HELP .KRITIK KIND OF HELPED BUT NOT RILLY
Dear SS-player, The feathers close to a gooses’ body is called down.
I give it 5 stars
hey -some-soccer-player goose fethers are called down so when it grows up (getting older) it grows down
I’m not sure if I’m really getting this one. I’m sure it’s funny once you understand, but right now, I think this is more of a mystery than a good joke. If someone sees this comment posted, and they do get the joke, it would be helpful if they might be able to explain it. I’ll hold off from rating the joke until I understand it!