Kyle: What do you get when you combine bacon with a beagle?
Dad: That’s easy. A bagel.
Kyle: No. You get a happy dog.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
yeah i know beagles theyre like that
it’s ok. i’ve come up with much better ones