Jokes

-- Submitted by Max H., Clearwater, Fla.

A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”

Comments about “Fish-and-chips”

1. FawdyX says:
   Aug. 17, 2008 at 11:01 am

   hahahahahahahahah

2. Confoused Sassy says:
   Aug. 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm

   Huh? I don’t understand!

3. Old Scout 1960 era says:
   Oct. 8, 2008 at 1:18 am

   What, didn’t the monistary have a French Friar like Fr. DeGaul?

4. ccasto96 says:
   Nov. 26, 2008 at 9:12 am

   VERY GOOD

5. ccasto96 says:
   Nov. 26, 2008 at 9:13 am

   Perfect

6. ccasto96 says:
   Nov. 26, 2008 at 9:13 am

   Now that cheers me up!!!!!!!

7. Anonymous jr. says:
   Nov. 27, 2008 at 1:25 pm

   What’s a monistary and a friar? Are they of some sort of royalty?
   ***** 5 stars

   (jr.)

8. yang says:
   Dec. 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm

   LOL!!!!!!!!!!

9. Anonomous jr. says:
   Mar. 26, 2009 at 10:06 am

   A monastary is a sort of Catholic church except the friars live there. And the friars are not priests but they are as far from royalty as far as material wealth they have to make a vow (promise) of poverty and spend their lives praying and studying the Catholic faith.

10. Scout for life says:
    Mar. 26, 2009 at 10:07 am

    That last anonomous jr. was me I was posting a response sorry

11. sportslover0 says:
    May. 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    i don’t get it

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