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Fish-and-chips

A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”


Comments about “Fish-and-chips”

  1. sportslover0 says:

    i don’t get it

  2. Scout for life says:

    That last anonomous jr. was me I was posting a response sorry

  3. Anonomous jr. says:

    A monastary is a sort of Catholic church except the friars live there. And the friars are not priests but they are as far from royalty as far as material wealth they have to make a vow (promise) of poverty and spend their lives praying and studying the Catholic faith.

  4. yang says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous jr. says:

    What’s a monistary and a friar? Are they of some sort of royalty?
    ***** 5 stars

    (jr.)

  6. ccasto96 says:

    Now that cheers me up!!!!!!!

  7. ccasto96 says:

    Perfect

  8. ccasto96 says:

    VERY GOOD

  9. Old Scout 1960 era says:

    What, didn’t the monistary have a French Friar like Fr. DeGaul?

  10. Confoused Sassy says:

    Huh? I don’t understand!

  11. FawdyX says:

    hahahahahahahahah

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