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Why a fence around the cemetary.

Dee: Why did the caretaker put a fence around the cemetery?

Lee: Why?

Dee: People were dying to get in.


Comments about “Why a fence around the cemetary.”

  1. Hades says:

    So no’body’ could get out!!!!!

  2. ANTIHUNTER says:

    COOL!

  3. TheSwave says:

    LOLzers

  4. curty123 says:

    thats an old 1 but it`s still funny

  5. dj says:

    I agree with lol.

  6. Hunter says:

    Can this joke be more funny or what?

  7. Scout for life says:

    Genius * * * * * 5 stars

  8. beep-beep says:

    awsome dude!!!!!!!!!!

  9. mickeym4 says:

    THIS JOKE WAS #1 ha-ha-ha

  10. Billy bob joe says:

    :P hahahahaahahaa funny

  11. res says:

    let ‘em in… and kick them out

  12. Anonymous says:

    THAT IS FUNNY :-)

  13. terminatrtom says:

    hahaha

  14. metalguygamer2 says:

    good and is funny (=

  15. metalguygamer says:

    it was funny but not the best

  16. JR says:

    it was a funny good joke good job!

  17. Anonymous says:

    : ) cool

  18. Anonymous says:

    LOL!HA HA HA!

  19. r.j says:

    never heard it before and it funny

  20. go rats says:

    I like your since of humor

  21. Twig says:

    I’ve heard it before, funny!!!

  22. XO says:

    Hello, my name is XO, It was a great joke Dude

  23. Fungi says:

    Nice Joke, Five stars

  24. joe says:

    Thats a good one!!!!!

  25. jokeboy says:

    thats a good one

  26. coco head566 says:

    really funny!

  27. supa$man says:

    Great joke!

  28. dark flail 54 says:

    nice joke,5 stars

  29. cheese says:

    wow nnnicce

  30. Moondog says:

    And he didn’t want to let them down…

  31. isalive says:

    nice one

  32. laughoutloud says:

    wouldnt they just be DEAD?

  33. eli says:

    LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

  34. K9 says:

    funny play on words;cool joke

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