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Why a fence around the cemetary.

Dee: Why did the caretaker put a fence around the cemetery?

Lee: Why?

Dee: People were dying to get in.


Comments about “Why a fence around the cemetary.”

  1. Billy bob joe says:

    :P hahahahaahahaa funny

  2. res says:

    let ‘em in… and kick them out

  3. Anonymous says:

    THAT IS FUNNY :-)

  4. terminatrtom says:

    hahaha

  5. metalguygamer2 says:

    good and is funny (=

  6. metalguygamer says:

    it was funny but not the best

  7. JR says:

    it was a funny good joke good job!

  8. Anonymous says:

    : ) cool

  9. Anonymous says:

    LOL!HA HA HA!

  10. r.j says:

    never heard it before and it funny

  11. go rats says:

    I like your since of humor

  12. Twig says:

    I’ve heard it before, funny!!!

  13. XO says:

    Hello, my name is XO, It was a great joke Dude

  14. Fungi says:

    Nice Joke, Five stars

  15. joe says:

    Thats a good one!!!!!

  16. jokeboy says:

    thats a good one

  17. coco head566 says:

    really funny!

  18. supa$man says:

    Great joke!

  19. dark flail 54 says:

    nice joke,5 stars

  20. cheese says:

    wow nnnicce

  21. Moondog says:

    And he didn’t want to let them down…

  22. isalive says:

    nice one

  23. laughoutloud says:

    wouldnt they just be DEAD?

  24. eli says:

    LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

  25. K9 says:

    funny play on words;cool joke

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