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Submitted by Ted G. , Kansas City, Mo.
Vacuum cleaner salesman.
A vacuum cleaner salesman told a farmers wife, “Ma’am, if this doesn’t pick up every speck of dirt in your house, I’ll eat what’s left.”
The lady handed him a spoon and said, “O.K. We don’t have electricity.”
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awesome!!!!! 5 stars
That is really funny. Why can’t you give stars like other jokes? Oh well. 5 stars.
ROTFL 5*****
LOL!
GREAT hilarious
GREAT joke. 5 stars
poor salesman.
i give yah…
3*
pretty good but dont you feel sort of bad for the salesman
I feel bad for the salesmen.
Yes some real comady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pleple8 dido man.
LOL!! Loved it! 5 stars
LoL
LOL I loved it and so did my brother!
i hope there wasnt an accident… DX
lol this is funny
too Funny!!! feel bad 4 the salesman though. Oh well. His fault. He shoulda asked about the electricity!
LOL
LOL 
very funny 4 stars
brialliant!
Ha!! I needed a laugh.
I so totally don’t get it.
OMG!!!! GOOD ONE LOL
Who knows what has been on the floor. If they have a dog there would be a lot of dirt and hair.
Boy, he would need a lot of toothpaste afterward. 5 stars
tell me whats on the fllor? ha ha ha
dirt must taste good
5 stars
i loved this joke. LOL
good joke! i loved it like some good chicken soup!
PRETTY GOOD
O.M.G so funny
What does dust taste like?????? 4 stars.
funny