A vacuum cleaner salesman told a farmers wife, “Ma’am, if this doesn’t pick up every speck of dirt in your house, I’ll eat what’s left.”
The lady handed him a spoon and said, “O.K. We don’t have electricity.”
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poor vacuum salesman!
awesome!!!!! 5 stars
That is really funny. Why can’t you give stars like other jokes? Oh well. 5 stars.
ROTFL 5*****
LOL!
GREAT hilarious