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A paramedic and a citrus fruit.


Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit?
Mark: I haven’t the foggiest.
Matthew: Lemon-aid!

 


Comments about “A paramedic and a citrus fruit.”

  1. Fronkolator says:

    lolz

  2. the66676 says:

    funniest joke heard all week!

  3. thegrapeanator says:

    i love this joke!

  4. princess penelope says:

    This joke made my day!! I love it! It is so funny! I absolutely love Pedro’s sense of humor.

  5. ihawdz says:

    That’s a knee-slapper!

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