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What the alien said.


Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
James: I have no idea.
Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.”


Comments about “What the alien said.”

  1. goob says:

    hahahaha. smart.

  2. zman says:

    funnyish

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