A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
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I get it! he waited so long and he told the wrong girl!
This joke should say somewhere that he doesn’t have access to paper. 5 stars anyway.
verry funny
I didnn’t get it
Very funny joke! 5 stars. Feel bad for the dude.
i dont get it
I love that joke, it’s hilarious! I feel bad for that guy though, but, I rate it 5 stars!
lol nice. Feel bad for the dude though. Oh well. It’s only nine more years! He can wait! Unless he’s like 91 or somethin.
That joke is HILARIOUS.
I like it. did you put it in BL? must tell friends. Feel bad for both the guy and gale.
THE BEST JOKE EVER! So funny~
person is right. (I also wonder how he gets people to get stuff for him. )
HATE IT. jk. LOVED IT.
good edvice ramdom 10 year old
So awesome
LOL FIVE STARS
I give this a billion stars this is so funny
he he he he
FUNNY! (But how did she fall in love with him if he couldn’t talk?)
that was really funny but it took a second to figure out. 5 stars
i wish they would have invented paper by then
That prince must have been upset after that!!!
LOL!
whoever made that joke was just plain funny
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When I was done reading it to my dad he could not stop laughing!!!!!!!
that is so 5 stars:-)
Sweet! I loved it. So funny! TOTALLY 5 STARS.
THAT WAS GREAT!
didnt get it till random 10 year old explaind it so poor prince
I like it. 5 stars.
Feel sad for the guy though. He could also send someone to say it for him, too.