John: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Ron: Why?
John: Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
To “kick the bucket” means to die.
I don’t get it. What’s so funny about that?
Hilarious!!!!