Peter: What scary Scottish beast always rings your doorbell?
Elaine: What?
Peter: The Knock Less Monster.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
funny! i like the lochness monster, and i also like your joke.
cool
if that happens “loch” your door.
yea it woulda been better if it never knocked at ur door i agree
this is a good joke
Hey it would of been better if it was the monster that never knocked on your door.
Good joke!
Cool joke. He’s knocked at my door before. JK