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Submitted by Gracie Y. , Los Gatos, Calif.
Vampires need mouthwash.
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
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Cool joke……especially if your into vampires
vampiers need mouthwash because they dont brush bat theeth