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Art museum robbery.

When the reporter asked how he could be smart enough to rob the museum but dumb enough to still get caught, he said: “I didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”


Comments about “Art museum robbery.”

  1. crazy says:

    haha funny!

  2. sammy99 says:

    Good one :D

  3. maxman says:

    monet, van gogh and degas are paintings and it is refering to certain items
    monet=money
    van gogh=van go
    de gas=the gas

  4. Sapphrone says:

    me neither

  5. Lee says:

    don’t get it

  6. Cowboy says:

    That’s clever!

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