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Cross an alien and a car

Sam: What do you get when you cross an alien and a car?

Roger: What?

Sam: An ET cruiser!


Comments about “Cross an alien and a car”

  1. Lief says:

    hmm… i don’t get it

  2. cheapo says:

    disturbing, just like a floating vaccuum cleaner i read about.

  3. captain spock says:

    Can’t stop laughing

    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!1

  4. Other-undercover-alien says:

    Sooooooo… Tell me about this so called “E.T. Cruiser” device

  5. Ben12 says:

    Whats that?

  6. UndercoverAlien456 says:

    Huh.Huh.Where can I get an E.T. cruiser

  7. Berlin23 says:

    I don’t get it.

  8. Zikone says:

    Creepy.

  9. Tomboy Maddie says:

    weird

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