Seth: What do you call a dead pine tree?
Beth: What?
Seth: A never-green!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
awsome amazing fabulous great good wonderful
evergreen, nevergreen. Get it?
funny
poor tree.
that was a good one.
YES! IT IS!