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You can’t outrun a bear.


Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.  Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”


Comments about “You can’t outrun a bear.”

  1. j-man123 says:

    LOL HALRIUS !!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHOULD BE THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY!:-)

  2. person says:

    lol, i like this

  3. sillyslime24 says:

    Mark better sstart running!

  4. chick fa la girl says:

    i dont get it:-(

  5. beh says:

    i feel sorry for mark! pretty funny.

  6. mario-link7 says:

    thats funny

  7. Jman says:

    good one

  8. mr.manning says:

    awsome joke

  9. weird man 9,000,000 says:

    yeah,naruto24, i get that too! LOL!!!

  10. naruto24 says:

    I like that joke I also get it the bear will eat his friend lol.

  11. king says:

    cool joke

  12. Lexababe says:

    That’s not nice lol :)

  13. nonnod says:

    good one

  14. k7 says:

    best joke here

  15. sambones4647 says:

    funny funny

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