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You can’t outrun a bear.

Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.  Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”

19 Comments on You can’t outrun a bear.

  1. someonemysterious // April 20, 2015 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    haha

  2. awesome joke

  3. i don’t get it

  4. LOL HALRIUS !!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHOULD BE THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY!:-)

  5. lol, i like this

  6. sillyslime24 // June 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    Mark better sstart running!

  7. chick fa la girl // June 22, 2009 at 5:18 pm // Reply

    i dont get it:-(

  8. i feel sorry for mark! pretty funny.

  9. mario-link7 // June 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    thats funny

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