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You can’t outrun a bear.

Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.  Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”


Comments about “You can’t outrun a bear.”

  1. sillyslime24 says:

    Mark better sstart running!

  2. chick fa la girl says:

    i dont get it:-(

  3. beh says:

    i feel sorry for mark! pretty funny.

  4. mario-link7 says:

    thats funny

  5. Jman says:

    good one

  6. mr.manning says:

    awsome joke

  7. weird man 9,000,000 says:

    yeah,naruto24, i get that too! LOL!!!

  8. naruto24 says:

    I like that joke I also get it the bear will eat his friend lol.

  9. king says:

    cool joke

  10. Lexababe says:

    That’s not nice lol :)

  11. nonnod says:

    good one

  12. k7 says:

    best joke here

  13. sambones4647 says:

    funny funny

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