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Cross a pig with soap.

Wilbur: What do you get when you cross a pig with soap?
Babe: I don’t know.
Wilbur: Hogwash.


Comments about “Cross a pig with soap.”

  1. Cool Dude says:

    that was so funny!

  2. ryguy says:

    i don`t get it but hogwash means nonsence so it kinda maks scence.

  3. 55555 says:

    hahaha hilarious

  4. jaspydale19 says:

    cute – nice play on words. i can’t believe i didnt think of that!

  5. evan says:

    ha ha ha.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha very funny.

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