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What time is it?

Two Scouts camping in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”


Comments about “What time is it?”

  1. i rock you don't says:

    it reminds me of me

  2. die says:

    its pretty good

  3. Natitonic says:

    awsome hilaurius & funny!

  4. poperstoper says:

    i remeber that i did a skit of that 5 stars!!!!!!

  5. skiracer says:

    that so great the ones down here are the best those guys need a better since of time

  6. Calahan says:

    Bye th way that works .

  7. #1 MAN says:

    MY FAVORITE OUT OF ALL OF THEM 5 STARS

  8. Jackinatorwebulo987 says:

    Good vun!!!

  9. ugogirl says:

    This made ME LoL and is totally cool it is the best joke EVER!

  10. youknowme says:

    its funney

  11. a says:

    GOOD One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. cool291 says:

    super cool

  13. M.G.S. says:

    That’s funny

  14. Fabio says:

    reeeeeeeeeeelll clever! 12:56

  15. Yarnguy11 says:

    ILOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  16. Anonymous says:

    9:05 PM.

  17. keebler elf says:

    HEY! I SING AT 3:00!!!!!! LEAVE THE GUYS ALONE!

  18. someone says:

    Dude you got that from Goshen, didnt you?

  19. sasperiin says:

    thats sad.. it was 4 in the morning when i did that at girls camp

  20. marbear says:

    this sounds like some kids i know :-) …but anyway, its 3:11

  21. Da Boss says:

    and why is everyone posting there time?

  22. Da Boss says:

    it’s 5:10PM

    (i love this joke)

  23. kibster says:

    i agree with grip. heard it a million times

  24. Powershooter says:

    Heard this one before.

    Free 3 stars :)

  25. benjos says:

    Guys, guys, it’s 10:19am

  26. Hobo Joe says:

    now its 10:48PM!!!

  27. Lighting Mcqueen says:

    2:43 p.m.

  28. prettyinpink says:

    It’s 5:52 AM

  29. abdosh says:

    its 2:59 people or is it 3:00 anyway its good

  30. hiohio5 says:

    funny but ok.

  31. A Purty Gurl says:

    ♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥

  32. grip says says:

    i agree with bill that is really old probally older than my GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND PARENTS

  33. noahfoss98 says:

    my clock says it is 11:44am.

  34. sudeecool says:

    cool n funny!!!!!!!!!1

  35. baglunch says:

    i mean 4:58.My computer clock is wrong

  36. baglunch says:

    its 5:56

  37. Sora429 says:

    Thats funny!!!!!

  38. Da Boss says:

    i heard it before

    but it’s still funny

  39. pieman says:

    Old school, dog

  40. challenged says:

    Smart

  41. A.J.B.5500 says:

    you r all wrong it is 3:42 right now

  42. tarantula says:

    what r they singing?

  43. likeme13 says:

    i’ve heard this joke a million times and boys life just keeps publishing it!

  44. Fredddy says:

    It’s actually 5:50 But still good joke.

  45. Runner 23 says:

    lol, great way to tell time. Buts its really 8:40

  46. wilhelm says:

    in the joke,T Bone

  47. matue10 says:

    a little dumb but still funny

  48. T BONE says:

    THE TIME IS 8 30 BECUAS I LOOKED ON MY CLOCK.

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