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What time is it?


Two Scouts camping in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”


Comments about “What time is it?”

  1. youknowme says:

    its funney

  2. a says:

    GOOD One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. cool291 says:

    super cool

  4. M.G.S. says:

    That’s funny

  5. Fabio says:

    reeeeeeeeeeelll clever! 12:56

  6. Yarnguy11 says:

    ILOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  7. Anonymous says:

    9:05 PM.

  8. keebler elf says:

    HEY! I SING AT 3:00!!!!!! LEAVE THE GUYS ALONE!

  9. someone says:

    Dude you got that from Goshen, didnt you?

  10. sasperiin says:

    thats sad.. it was 4 in the morning when i did that at girls camp

  11. marbear says:

    this sounds like some kids i know :-) …but anyway, its 3:11

  12. Da Boss says:

    and why is everyone posting there time?

  13. Da Boss says:

    it’s 5:10PM

    (i love this joke)

  14. kibster says:

    i agree with grip. heard it a million times

  15. Powershooter says:

    Heard this one before.

    Free 3 stars :)

  16. benjos says:

    Guys, guys, it’s 10:19am

  17. Hobo Joe says:

    now its 10:48PM!!!

  18. Lighting Mcqueen says:

    2:43 p.m.

  19. prettyinpink says:

    It’s 5:52 AM

  20. abdosh says:

    its 2:59 people or is it 3:00 anyway its good

  21. hiohio5 says:

    funny but ok.

  22. A Purty Gurl says:

    ♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥

  23. grip says says:

    i agree with bill that is really old probally older than my GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND PARENTS

  24. noahfoss98 says:

    my clock says it is 11:44am.

  25. sudeecool says:

    cool n funny!!!!!!!!!1

  26. baglunch says:

    i mean 4:58.My computer clock is wrong

  27. baglunch says:

    its 5:56

  28. Sora429 says:

    Thats funny!!!!!

  29. Da Boss says:

    i heard it before

    but it’s still funny

  30. pieman says:

    Old school, dog

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