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What Noah told his sons.


Brandon: What did Noah tell his sons about fishing off the ark?
Kaleb: What?
Brandon: “Go easy on the bait, boys. I only have two worms.”


Comments about “What Noah told his sons.”

  1. Theowner12345 says:

    As soon as I read it I lost it. That is such a clever joke.

  2. jokealotkid67890093847 says:

    hahahaha lol thats hilarious i told my folks they laughed for forever hahahahaha

  3. deandabean says:

    two of every animal! I get it now!

  4. redmage21 says:

    clever

  5. hi says:

    how could noah tell male and female worms apart?

  6. tundatail says:

    thats funny: two of every animal

  7. jj says:

    i dont get it

  8. tyro says:

    VERRY FUNNY

  9. Anonymous says:

    I get it. Noah’s Ark only had two of every animal. Including worms.

  10. Cap'n Crunch says:

    hardy har har me timbers are a splitting at this observation. (pieces of eight to ya mate).

  11. Hippie 4000 says:

    THIS IS AN AWESOME JOKE 5 STARS LOL

  12. kiddo says:

    hey funcub noah only brought two of every bug and animal

  13. Blue says:

    Yes, nice joke!

  14. LUB says:

    I LOVE THIS JOKE

  15. funcub480 says:

    i dont really get the joke.

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