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A cow with a twitch.

Chris: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Jow: What.
Chris: Beef jerky!

Submitted by Alex W. , Tucson, Ariz.

Comments about “A cow with a twitch.”

  1. awesomeness says:
    September 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Ha! (dies laughing)

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  2. jay x says:
    July 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    lol

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  3. Andyman43 says:
    June 25, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Hey cpmaster its funny cause beef jerkey is a kind of food u eat thats from cows and a twitch is a “Jerky” movement

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  4. cpmaster says:
    May 27, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    dont get it

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  5. bee says:
    May 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    its so fdunny

    Reply
  6. Jemn says:
    May 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Good

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  7. funny man says:
    May 26, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    I LOVE THIS JOKE.

    Reply
  8. JJ says:
    May 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    i LOVE iT

    Reply
  9. jr says:
    May 23, 2009 at 11:59 am

    funny

    Reply
  10. Sithmaster says:
    May 23, 2009 at 10:46 am

    ……interesting……very intresting…

    Reply
  11. funcub480 says:
    May 23, 2009 at 9:47 am

    ha ha ha! this joke is awsome!

    Reply

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