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Submitted by Mitchell S. , Cleveland, Mo.
A mosquito just bit me.
Joshua: A mosquito just bit me.
Ethan: Man, I hate those arithmetic bugs!
Joshua: Arithmetic bugs?
Ethan: Yeah, they add misery, subtract fun, divide attention and multiply quickly!
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the BEST joke ive ever seen 5 stars
nice one man! it’s AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
pure gold!!!
LOL that’s really funny!!!!!!!
you got the BEST jokes i have ever heard
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that was hilarious
WHAT IN THE WORLD! You know wow masquitoes are aleercic to cheese
not bad…not bad at all
HAHAHA!!!!! Funny!!!!!
wow thats 2 things ihate: math & mosquitos p.s. 1+1=3
Great joke! I love it.
HaHa Ha Ha Ha im going to tell my whole friends that was so funney
I get it!
LOL, nice one!
HA HA HA! that was hilarious!!!
HAHAHAHA IM GOING TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT ONE!!
Overused and not original, heard it when I was 4.
NICE JOKE DUDE! IT IS GREAT!