Joshua: A mosquito just bit me.
Ethan: Man, I hate those arithmetic bugs!
Joshua: Arithmetic bugs?
Ethan: Yeah, they add misery, subtract fun, divide attention and multiply quickly!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
I don’t get it.
arithmetic means any kind of math mr.smartypants.
P.S my friends are gonna love this
LOL BETTER THAN EVERY JOKE PERIOD
THATSAGOOD0NE,5STARS
nice
HA!
the BEST joke ive ever seen 5 stars
nice one man! it’s AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
pure gold!!!
LOL that’s really funny!!!!!!!
you got the BEST jokes i have ever heard
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that was hilarious
WHAT IN THE WORLD! You know wow masquitoes are aleercic to cheese
not bad…not bad at all
HAHAHA!!!!! Funny!!!!!
wow thats 2 things ihate: math & mosquitos p.s. 1+1=3
Great joke! I love it.
HaHa Ha Ha Ha im going to tell my whole friends that was so funney
I get it!
LOL, nice one!
HA HA HA! that was hilarious!!!
HAHAHAHA IM GOING TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT ONE!!
Overused and not original, heard it when I was 4.
NICE JOKE DUDE! IT IS GREAT!