Tom Swiftie: “I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
This joke is so funny I almost fell of my seat!
-Thanks so much for the great jokes,