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He who runs with cars.

Warped Wiseman says: “He who runs in front of a car gets tired. He who runs behind gets exhausted.”


Comments about “He who runs with cars.”

  1. obiwan kenobi says:

    wow thats funny

  2. chessmaster says:

    Really good, as most warped wisemans are

  3. Me myself and I says:

    had to read it twice to get the tired part, but it was hilarious!

  4. JDOG!!!! says:

    You need to put your jokes in the Sunday Paper there so good.

  5. homnomhom55 says:

    100% AWESOME! Exhaust-back.Tire-front. I get it!

  6. Yoman says:

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Da Boss says:

    I love this one :D

  8. awesomeness says:

    :) that was funny

  9. soaring wolf says:

    that was good

  10. master vahar says:

    i wouldn’t give it five stars but it is pretty funny. :)

  11. natitonic says:

    lol! five stars!

  12. pieman says:

    i heard it before but it is always funny

  13. ebee says:

    geneuis in jokes! lol!

  14. redmage21 says:

    wow i saw that coming but its still funny

  15. the jedi says:

    your a genius man!

  16. KOTOR says:

    that was exsutingly funny

  17. doggy says:

    thats really funny! lol!1

  18. lilbumpoe3 says:

    great joke lol

  19. Wildcat279 says:

    Even though I’ve seen it before, it never gets old. LOL!

  20. ez come ez go says:

    I get it!

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