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Mummies don’t go on vacation.


Mike: Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Submitted by Keith Kangas, , Portsmouth, Va.

Comments about “Mummies don’t go on vacation.”

  1. cool man says:
    July 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    LOL.SO FUNNY

    Reply

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