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What happened to your nose?


One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose.
“Whoa, what happened, Carl?” Max asked.
“I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied.
“What?” Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!”
Carl replied, “There was in this one!”


Comments about “What happened to your nose?”

  1. Joke Master says:

    That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was drinking Sprite and it sprayed all over the screen when I saw you’re joke!

  2. ninja says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

  3. carlsagan says:

    this is bfunny!

  4. The Random Person says:

    theres no b in rose

    there was in this one!

    nice

  5. Me myself and I says:

    I laughed so hard, a b came out of my nose (i know that wasnt good, but i had to try)

  6. $ I'Mrich$% says:

    lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.

  7. Random person says:

    sweet

  8. commanndercody says:

    TOTALY AWESOME!

  9. cheese man 2 says:

    loled so hard soda came out my nose

  10. fsfsl says:

    took me a second, too, Bronc

  11. Bronc says:

    Took me a second, but this one is funny

  12. chowder says:

    what??? ohhhhh!!!!!
    at first i did not under,stand untile i read it again!!!
    toataly lol!!!

  13. awesomeness says:

    ha! =)

  14. bernie says:

    ill agree with superman and beekeeper

  15. pedro says:

    Guys take this from a person who makes jokes this was funny

  16. superman says:

    i agree with beekeeper

  17. qwertyman2000 says:

    Thats very funny

  18. chese man says:

    get it b as in bumblebee to skydiver

  19. skydiver says:

    i dont get it.

  20. beekeeper says:

    Sorry – but I had to read this one twice. The first time I could not figure it out. The second time I read it I busted out with laughter !!

  21. arsenal9 says:

    HILARIOUS!

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