My troop just went on a weekend camp-out. After we climbed this big hill, I started chafing in my groin area. It itched so bad, it was really uncomfortable. My friends were making fun of me because I was adjusting my underwear all weekend. How do I prevent chafing?
A book never written: “Man’s Best Friend” by Kay Nine.
Q. What should you pack in a daypack at Scout camp?
Lucas: What kind of building weighs the least? Tim: I haven’t a clue. Lucas: A lighthouse!
Antonio: How do you cut the ocean in half? Chris: Beats me. Antonio: With a sea saw!
You can make this rustic planter out of split pallet slats and a five-gallon bucket.
Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? Ike: Tell me. Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!”
Two birders are bird calling. The first one makes an odd sound. “What was that?” the second one asks. “A gulp,” says the first one. “What kind of bird is that?” asks the second birder. “It’s like a swallow,” the first one says. “Only it’s bigger.”
See photos of Troop 136's canoeing trek through Canada's Bowron Lake Provincial Park, where they found majestic mountains, remarkable rivers and lovely lakes. And plenty of paddling.
The Scout Brigade at Fort George features thousands of Scouts from both countries honoring those who fought in the War of 1812 and to also celebrate the centuries of peace that have followed.
Daffynition: Tapeworm — Sticky bait.
William: Which is the tastiest federal building? Michael: I don’t know. William: The U.S. Mint!
Here's the lowdown from an expert caver on the best places to get started caving.
A book never written: “Thunderstorms” by D. Wayne Cumming.
Damon: What did the candle say to the envelope? Johnny: I’m stumped. Damon: “Seal you later.”
Daffynition: Troubleshooting — Problems with your rifle.
Nick: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Alfred: I don’t know. Nick: They’re too hard to iron.