Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?”
John: What do you see flying around churches? Jerry: Beats me. John: Birds of pray.
A book never written: “Amphibians” by Sally Mander.
Jorge: Why did the boy tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? Rodrigo: I don’t know. Why? Jorge: So he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Writing secret messages is easy with this cipher wheel. It scrambles the alphabet so nobody can read your message except your buddy with an identical wheel.
Daniel: Knock, knock. David: Who’s there? Daniel: Ice cream soda. David: Ice cream soda, who? Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me!
A book never written: “Getting the Truth” by Paul E. Graff.
Erik: Why did the robot go on vacation? Sarah: I haven’t a clue. Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.
A book never written: “Phones” by Sam Sung.
Tony: Why are robots never afraid? Drew: I haven’t a clue. Tony: Because they have nerves of steel.
Tom Swiftie: “Who turned off the lamp?” Tom asked, delighted.
Kyle: What do you call a lumberjack with bad feet? Josh: Tell me. Kyle: “Paul Bunion.”
Daffynition: Donation — A country full of female deer.
David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? Lily: I don’t know. David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.
We can't decide which cover to use for April's special fishing issue, so we decided to ask for your opinion. Which cover do you like best?
Will: Knock, knock. Walt: Who’s there? Will: Arya. Walt: Arya, who? Will: Arya ready to go swimming?
Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars? Connor: I’m stumped. Randy: A “red carnation!”
Even though the experience can be wondrous, it's hard to talk definitively about the wonders of the Xbox One. That's because Xbox One is still a work in progress. So, should you buy it now or wait until they iron things out?
Troop 892 from sunny, warm Fleming Island, Fla., organized a relatively inexpensive, super-fun snow trip, even though they live hundreds of miles from the nearest significant snowfall.
Be prepared for anything with a trusty knife or multi-tool. Here's how to choose the best one to fit your needs.
A book never written: “BMX Tricks” by Ken E. Makit.
Milkman: How do you make a milkshake? Customer: Tell me. Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer.
Watch as a professional stuntman performs the "clothesline" stunt. Don't try this at home!
A look at what you'll find inside the December 2013 issue of Boys' Life magazine.
A book never written: “Construction for Dummies” by Bill D. House.
Tony: Why are soldiers so tired on April 1? Todd: Beats me! Tony: Because they just had a 31-day March!
Tom Swiftie: “April sure is rainy,” Tom thundered.
It's huge question: Should you buy the new PlayStation 4 game console? The short answer: Yes, definitely. But maybe not quite yet. Let's take a deeper look.
Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks? Ethan: I don’t know. Austin: The batter!
List of links found in the December 2013 issue of Boys' Life magazine.