A book never written: “Up at Dawn” by Earl E. Riser
Jeffrey: What do you call someone who searches for paper towels? Erin: I dunno. Jeffrey: A “Bounty hunter.”
Happy Thanksgiving! Here are 12 jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone.
Do you have the code for chest finder?
Do you have to finish Metal Gear ZEKE to get to the final boss fight or keep capturing the main villain on the Chapter 5: Outer Heaven missions?
A book never written: “Clean Your Room” by Dale E. Chores.
Tom Swiftie: “How are the elements organized?” Tom asked periodically.
Adam: Why did the atoms cross the road? Chet: Beats me. Adam: It was time to split!
What’s going on in this picture? What is this helicopter pilot doing, and what is he thinking? Write your funniest caption for this photo and we’ll post it for everyone to read.
Connor: What do you get when you cross a dictator with Mexican food? Connie: Tell me. Connor: Burrito Mussolini!
Josiah: Knock, knock. Jed: Who’s there? Josiah: I am. Jed: I am, who? Josiah: I don’t care who you are — just let me in. It’s freezing out here!
How do you get past the The Royal Jelly?
What are the codes you use to unlock the promo cards in this iPad game?
Katrina: What do you call a smart duck? Heli: Tell me. Katrina: A “wise quacker.”
A book never written: “Careers in the Jewelry Business” by Pierce Ears.
In the red brick requisition, there is a police whistle that is supposed to stop traffic, but I have no idea how to use it or how it works. Please tell me how to use it. (I spent a lot of studs on it!) Thanks.
Can you tell me how to get through Great Glacier?
I have a number of questions mostly regarding competitive battle strategy. How much do you know about EV (effort value) training? I know that the quickest way to EV train Pokemon is to obtain Pokerus. I also heard that the easiest way to obtain Pokerus is over Wifi. Is this true? One more thing: What Internet sources are your favorites for designing competitive movesets and teams?
Q. I'm saving up for a new skateboard and don't know a thing about the prices and the brands. Can you help me out?
At first glance, Black Diamond's ergoACTIV backpack suspension system seems like a gimmick. But it really works. The hip belt has a unique rotating ball joint that pivots as your body moves. The result is a much more comfortable pack that does a really good job of transferring the pack's weight to your hips.
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!
A book never written: “Basic Knots” by Bo Lynn.