Daffynition: Gruesome — A little taller than before.
Matt: Which is faster, cold or heat?
Ted: Tell me.
Matt: Heat is; you can catch a cold.
Ben: How did the strawberries start their band?
Ben: Oh, they just got together and jammed.
Tad: What does lightning drink on a cold day?
Brett: Beats me.
Tad: Hot shock-olate!
A book never written: “Vintage Autos” by Stu D. Baker.
Hunter: Doctor, help! My brother thinks he’s a rubber band.
Doctor: Tell him to snap out of it.