
Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”
he would keep everybody awake because he would keep going and going and going
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the Energizer Bunny were arrested, would he be charged with battery?”
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!
Alex: What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
Liam: Gee, I don’t know.
Alex: Sneakers!
A book never written: “North American Birds” by Ray Venn.
Joshua: Why did the rabbit go to the barbershop?
Al: I don’t know.
Joshua: He needed a hare cut!
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this guy doing or thinking?
on a scale 1 through 10, I choose 7.
I love it!