Gavin: What do you call a sick martial-artist bear from China?
Kevin: Beats me.
Gavin: “Kung-flu panda!”
Richard: What makes a mouth sad?
Nicolas: I don’t know.
Richard: A tongue depressor.
A book never written: “Baking Soda” by Armin Hammer.
Ward: What do you get when a cow jumps over the fence?
Jim: Beats me.
Ward: Udder destruction.
Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We just lost the game.
Sam: What did one astronaut stranded on the moon say to another?
Mike: Tell me.
Sam: “I don’t think you know the gravity of this situation.”