A book never written: “Man’s Best Friend” by Kay Nine.
Lucas: What kind of building weighs the least?
Tim: I haven’t a clue.
Lucas: A lighthouse!
Antonio: How do you cut the ocean in half?
Chris: Beats me.
Antonio: With a sea saw!
Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?
Ike: Tell me.
Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!”
Two birders are bird calling. The first one makes an odd sound.
“What was that?” the second one asks.
“A gulp,” says the first one.
“What kind of bird is that?” asks the second birder.
“It’s like a swallow,” the first one says. “Only it’s bigger.”
Daffynition: Tapeworm — Sticky bait.