A book never written: “I Won the Battle” by Vic Tory.
A book never written: “It’s a Fake!” by Artie Fishull.
Thomas: How did ancient Romans communicate with their hogs?
Thomas: Pig Latin!
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?”
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing?”
Grant: What did the inventor of the door knocker win?
Grayson: I don’t know.
Grant: The No-Bell Prize.