Leonardo: What did the Scout say when climbing the enormous mountain?
Ellie: Beats me.
Leonardo: “Up, up and belay!”
A book never written: “Astronomy” by Seymour Stars.
John: Hey, look over there. What is that?
George: They’re smoke signals!
John: What do they say?
George: “Help ... my ... blanket … is ... on ... fire.”
Electrician: What did the baby light bulb say to its mom?
Customer: I haven’t a clue.
Electrician: “I love you watts and watts!”
A book never written: “Fighting Allergies” by Clara Tin.
Tom: What did the shy ear of corn say when it lost its husk?
Charlie: Beats me.