John: What do you see flying around churches?
Jerry: Beats me.
John: Birds of pray.
A book never written: “Amphibians” by Sally Mander.
Jorge: Why did the boy tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Rodrigo: I don’t know. Why?
Jorge: So he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Daniel: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Daniel: Ice cream soda.
David: Ice cream soda, who?
Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me!
A book never written: “Getting the Truth” by Paul E. Graff.
Erik: Why did the robot go on vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.