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More than 2,000 funny jokes and clean jokes submitted by kids. All jokes are clean, funny and appropriate for children. Check out the Joke of the Day and the 25 most-popular jokes.

What’s green and has wheels

Michael: What’s green and has wheels? Jim: I don’t know. What? Michael: Grass. Jim: Grass? What about the wheels? Michael: Oh, I was kidding about the

Trying on the suit

Man: I want to try on the suit in the window. Clerk: I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to use the dressing

What the squirrel said

Fred: What did the squirrel say when it fell out of the tree? Owen: I don’t know. Fred: “Oh,

A smart lamp

Bob: What do you call a smart lamp? Jon: What? Bob:

A teacher and a train

Jonathan: How are a teacher and a train alike? Jack: How? Jonathan: They both have steam coming out of their

A watchmaker and a jailkeeper

Andrew: What’s the difference between a watchmaker and a jailkeeper? Adam: Tell me. Andrew: One watches cells, and the other sells

Camouflage training

Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at camouflage training today. Private Jones: Thank

Jokes about sodium

Joe: I’ve got a question for you. Dave: Shoot. Joe: Do you know any jokes about sodium? Dave:
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