JOKES

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    Joke of the Day

    
    
    Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity?

    Lenny: Beats me.

    Austin: A volts-wagon!

    
    Submitted by Austin L., Kolsas, Norway
    
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  • Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.
    
    Submitted by Joe M., Eden Prairie, Minn.
    
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  • Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle?

    Terrence: I don’t know. Why?

    Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!

    
    Submitted by Mohammad E., Westmont, Ill.
    
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  • A book never written: “Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches” by Sandy Aygo.
    
    Submitted by Jared H., Lindon, Utah
    
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  • Evan: What did the duck say when its egg broke?

    Jake: Beats me.

    Evan: “Oops, I quacked it!”

    
    Submitted by Evan B., Earlham, Iowa
    
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  • Tom Swiftie: “I hate snakes,” Tom hissed.
    
    Submitted by Michael L., Charlotte, N.C.
    
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