Matt: What kind of fruit do calendars love?
Vince: Beats me.
Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig.
Brent: What critter is always seen?
Carl: Tell me.
Brent: The spotted skunk!
A book never written: “Mirror Images” by Sim A. Tree.
Patrick: Why was the nose sad?
Peter: Beats me.
Patrick: Because it didn’t get picked!
Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good, now you can’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.