A book never written: “All About Ghosts” by R.U. Scared.
A book never written: “Bad Gardening” by Dan D. Lion.
Fred: What has 10 letters and starts with g-a-s?
Fred: An automobile!
Craig: What did the math book say to the other math book?
Joey: I don’t know.
Craig: “I’ve got problems.”
Hawkeye: Knock, knock.
Bernie: Who’s there?
Bernie: Amos, who?
Hawkeye: A mosquito!
Ankush: What has hands but can’t clap?
Ankush: A clock.