A book never written: “Fighting Allergies” by Clara Tin.
Tom: What did the shy ear of corn say when it lost its husk?
Charlie: Beats me.
Kyle: What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?
Josh: Beats me.
Kyle: One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a toy soldier ran out of batteries, would he be discharged?”
Kelby: What kind of weasel goes to Scout camp?
Keegan: I don’t know.
Kelby: A merit badger!
A book never written: “The Hopeless Goalkeeper” by Miss Dee Ball.