Tad: What does lightning drink on a cold day?
Brett: Beats me.
Tad: Hot shock-olate!
A book never written: “Vintage Autos” by Stu D. Baker.
Hunter: Doctor, help! My brother thinks he’s a rubber band.
Doctor: Tell him to snap out of it.
John: What happens when an owl gets laryngitis?
Justin: I haven’t a clue.
John: He doesn’t give a hoot.
Dan: What is a soda’s favorite school subject?
Ryan: I haven’t a clue.
Dan: Fizz ed.
A book never written: “I Won the Battle” by Vic Tory.