Trey: What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Trey: “You’re looking sharp today!”
Joshua: What is a scientist’s favorite kind of dog?
Joshua: A lab!
A book never written: “Mean Animals!” by Ray Beeze.
Jacob: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Jacob: He didn’t have the guts.
Colby: What does a pig use when it gets a scrape?
A book never written: “The Sting” by B. Keeper.