
Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke?
Sarah: I don’t know.
Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”
Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”
Hayden: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Hayden: Ken.
Chris: Ken, who?
Hayden: Ken you just open the door, please?
Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll?
John: I haven’t a clue.
Del: Spruce Springsteen!
A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.
Stephen: Why did the penguin cross the road?
Brad: Beats me.
Stephen: It just wanted to go with the floe!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
Har Har!!
This is so funny, I laughed my head off!