Barry: How did the grape feel when the elephant stepped on it?
Terry: Tell me.
Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
A book never written: “Horror Stories” by Ima Frayed.
Nick: How did the ocean say hello?
Nick: It just waved!
A book never written: “Explosion” by Dina Might.
Sam: Why did the traffic light cover itself while going from red to green?
Nick: I don’t know.
Sam: It didn’t want anyone to see it change!