Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the Energizer Bunny were arrested, would he be charged with battery?”
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!
Alex: What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
Liam: Gee, I don’t know.
A book never written: “North American Birds” by Ray Venn.
Joshua: Why did the rabbit go to the barbershop?
Al: I don’t know.
Joshua: He needed a hare cut!