Fletcher: Why was the robot so tough?
Andy: Tell me.
Fletcher: He had nerves of steel!
Ty: Why did the skeleton go to the movies by itself?
Tim: Tell me.
Ty: It had no body to go with!
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the ‘Secret Service’ if everyone knows about it?”
Laura: What illness did everyone on the starship Enterprise catch?
Chris: Beats me.
Laura: Chicken Spocks!
Daffynition: Popcorn — A kernel’s father.
Sam shows up at a revival meeting seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,” he tells the preacher.
The preacher puts his fingers on Sam’s ears and prays and prays. When he’s done he asks, “How’s your hearing now?”
“I don’t know,” says Sam. “I don’t go to court until next Tuesday.”