Daffynition: Briefcase—An easily solved mystery.
Daffynition: Commentators—Average potatoes.
Daffynition: Cunningham—A smart pig.
Daffynition: Outrank—To smell worse than the other guy.
Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.
Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener.
Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.
Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of.
Daffynition: Carpool—Where automobiles go for a dip.
Daffynition: Play-Doh—Fake money.
Daffynition: Boysenberries—Guys in a jam.
Daffynition: Deliver—To remove a vital organ.
Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.
Daffynition: Paradigm shift—When someone takes 20 cents from you.
Daffynition: Adamant—To insert a breath freshener.
Daffynition: Boycott—A place for a young man to sleep.
Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.
Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.
Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.
Daffynition: Wisecrack—An intelligent crevice.
Daffynition: Vegetarian—A frontier word for “lousy hunter.”
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