Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.
Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.
Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.
Daffynition: Wisecrack—An intelligent crevice.
HA HA Thats great for those who don’t get it vegetarian don’t eat meat hunter hunts meat
Daffynition: Vegetarian—A frontier word for “lousy hunter.”
Daffynition: Information—The way military people march.
One of the better jokes. I am so telling my L.A.L teacher.
Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.
Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.
Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.
it’s because they are a Dough, nut, and nut means a crazy person
“Dough” is Money, it’s like how we say “Bucks”.
dough is money and when your nuts your crazy, crazy bout money.
It’s because a nut means a crazy person, and dough can mean money.
Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.
Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.
“Diss” means to insult someone. This joke means that you count how many times you have been insulted.
Daffynition: Discount—The number of times you have been insulted.
Daffynition: Sugar cane—An edible walking stick.
Daffyniton: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.
Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with.
Daffynition: Thesauruses—Two similar dinosaurs.
Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.
Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine.
Daffynition: Context—Instant message sent by a criminal.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
baby food is mush and it is in a room that makes mushroom
i don’t get it.
funny