Daffynition: Information—The way military people march.
Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.
Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.
Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.
Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.
Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.
Daffynition: Discount—The number of times you have been insulted.
Daffynition: Sugar cane—An edible walking stick.
Daffyniton: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.
Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with.
Daffynition: Thesauruses—Two similar dinosaurs.
Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.
Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine.
Daffynition: Context—Instant message sent by a criminal.
Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach.
Daffynition: Barge—A boat that never knocks.
Daffynition: Consciousness—That annoying time between naps.
Daffynition: Paradise—Something you need to play Monopoly.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this guy doing or thinking?
ha!!!!!! IN-formation!
THAT IS HILARIOUS
haha