Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma.
Daffynition: Vanguard—Security hired to protect large automobiles.
Daffynition: Hooligan—A Hawaiian dancer suffering from déjà-vu.
Daffynition: Seasons—Offspring of the great tides.
Daffynition: Pronoun—A person, place or thing that has lost its amateur status.
Daffynition: Parachutes—Two slides.
Daffynition: Astronaut—A necktie in space.
Daffynition: Paralegal—A skydiving lawyer.
Daffynition: Lukewarm—A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.
Daffynition: Hotdog—A good-looking canine.
Daffynition: Hatchet—What a hen does to an egg.
Daffynition: Medical staff—What a doctor uses for a cane.
Daffynition: Farmer—One who is outstanding in his field.
Daffynition: Preamble—How an old man warms up for a walk.
Daffynition: Ketchup—What you do if you’re losing.
Daffynition: Feline—The small print on a bill.
Daffynition: Pigment—Breath freshener for a hog.
Daffynition: Slacks—Lazy pants.
Daffynition: Hiking—The way you address a monarch.
Daffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.
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