http://boyslife.org Play challenging online games, laugh at funny jokes, build amazing projects and find lots of fun at the online home of Boys\' Life, the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Sat, 26 May 2012 11:30:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://boyslife.org http://boyslife.org/jokes/30138/knock-knock-whos-there-dishes-3/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/30138/knock-knock-whos-there-dishes-3/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 05:03:19 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=30138 ]]> Wes: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Wes: Dishes.
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/30138/knock-knock-whos-there-dishes-3/feed/ 0 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/30085/how-to-make-a-killing-in-a-bull-market/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/30085/how-to-make-a-killing-in-a-bull-market/#comments Fri, 25 May 2012 05:01:34 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=30085 ]]> A book never written: “How to Make a Killing in a Bull Market” by Butch Herr.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/30085/how-to-make-a-killing-in-a-bull-market/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/30083/what-the-astronaut-cooked/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/30083/what-the-astronaut-cooked/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 05:01:05 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=30083 ]]> Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/30083/what-the-astronaut-cooked/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29825/everyone-has-a-photographic-memory/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29825/everyone-has-a-photographic-memory/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 05:01:42 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29825 ]]> Warped Wiseman says: “Everyone has a photographic memory; some people are just out of film.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29825/everyone-has-a-photographic-memory/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29823/when-the-horse-fell-down/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29823/when-the-horse-fell-down/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 05:01:56 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29823 ]]> Andrew: What did the horse say when it fell down?
Teddy: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29823/when-the-horse-fell-down/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29821/improving-your-balance/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29821/improving-your-balance/#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 05:01:40 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29821 ]]> A book never written: “Improving Your Balance” by Trip N. Fall.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29821/improving-your-balance/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29819/what-you-call-a-smart-corner/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29819/what-you-call-a-smart-corner/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 05:01:58 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29819 ]]> Alex: What do you call a smart corner?
Casey: I haven’t a clue.
Alex: A “right angle.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29819/what-you-call-a-smart-corner/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29817/daffynition-mushroom/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29817/daffynition-mushroom/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 05:01:18 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29817 ]]> Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29817/daffynition-mushroom/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29815/a-giraffe-swallows-a-toy-jet/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29815/a-giraffe-swallows-a-toy-jet/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:01:28 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29815 ]]> Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29815/a-giraffe-swallows-a-toy-jet/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29813/survive-in-the-forest/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29813/survive-in-the-forest/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 05:01:00 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29813 ]]> A book never written: “Survive in the Forest” by Lawson D. Woods

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29813/survive-in-the-forest/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29811/a-poodle-in-the-sauna/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29811/a-poodle-in-the-sauna/#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 08:39:48 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29811 ]]> Tobin: What do you call a poodle in the sauna?
Robin: Beats me.
Tobin: A hot dog.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29811/a-poodle-in-the-sauna/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29581/a-country-that-only-drives-rose-colored-cars/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29581/a-country-that-only-drives-rose-colored-cars/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 05:01:15 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29581 ]]> Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29581/a-country-that-only-drives-rose-colored-cars/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29579/fried-potatoes/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29579/fried-potatoes/#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 05:01:50 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29579 ]]> A book never written: “Fried Potatoes” by Tate R. Tot.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29579/fried-potatoes/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29577/the-inexperienced-handyman/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29577/the-inexperienced-handyman/#comments Sat, 12 May 2012 05:01:37 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29577 ]]> A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29577/the-inexperienced-handyman/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29574/thousands-of-bolts-to-put-a-car-together/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29574/thousands-of-bolts-to-put-a-car-together/#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 05:01:51 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29574 ]]> Warped Wiseman says: “It takes thousands of bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to wreck it.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29574/thousands-of-bolts-to-put-a-car-together/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29572/before-teaching-a-dog-tricks/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29572/before-teaching-a-dog-tricks/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 05:01:33 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29572 ]]> Dana: What should a man know before trying to teach a dog tricks?
Rover: I have no idea.
Dana: More than the dog!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29572/before-teaching-a-dog-tricks/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29570/doughnuts-doughnuts-doughnuts/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29570/doughnuts-doughnuts-doughnuts/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 05:01:38 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29570 ]]> A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29570/doughnuts-doughnuts-doughnuts/feed/ 8 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29488/where-cats-write-down-notes/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29488/where-cats-write-down-notes/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 05:01:28 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29488 ]]> Tony: Where do cats write down their notes?
Joannie: I dunno.
Tony: On scratch paper!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29488/where-cats-write-down-notes/feed/ 9 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29486/if-a-child-refuses-to-nap/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29486/if-a-child-refuses-to-nap/#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 05:01:06 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29486 ]]> Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a child refuses to nap during the day, is he resisting a rest?”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29486/if-a-child-refuses-to-nap/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29484/an-elephant-or-a-rooster/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29484/an-elephant-or-a-rooster/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 08:32:38 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29484 ]]> Lenny: Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster?
Dennis: Beats me.
Lenny: A rooster—he only takes a comb, while the elephant takes his whole trunk!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29484/an-elephant-or-a-rooster/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29438/road-names/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29438/road-names/#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 05:01:14 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29438 ]]> A book never written: “Road Names” by Cull D. Sack.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29438/road-names/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29436/why-a-cyclops-is-an-effective-teacher/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29436/why-a-cyclops-is-an-effective-teacher/#comments Tue, 01 May 2012 05:01:54 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29436 ]]> Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I don’t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29436/why-a-cyclops-is-an-effective-teacher/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29378/a-chicken-crossing-the-road/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29378/a-chicken-crossing-the-road/#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2012 05:01:51 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29378 ]]> Warped Wiseman says: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29378/a-chicken-crossing-the-road/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29269/a-golfing-gorilla/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29269/a-golfing-gorilla/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:01:32 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29269 ]]> Brendan: What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
James: I don’t know.
Brendan: Hairy Putter.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29269/a-golfing-gorilla/feed/ 10 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29267/daffynition-autobiography/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29267/daffynition-autobiography/#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:01:22 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29267 ]]> Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29267/daffynition-autobiography/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29079/the-meanest-vegetable/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29079/the-meanest-vegetable/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:01:07 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29079 ]]> Peter: Which is the meanest vegetable?
Elaine: Tell me.
Peter: An onion—it’s so mean, it makes you cry!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29079/the-meanest-vegetable/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29077/in-case-of-fire/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29077/in-case-of-fire/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 05:01:42 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29077 ]]> A book never written: “In Case of Fire” by Eva Q. Ate.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29077/in-case-of-fire/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29075/bowling-while-eating-fruit/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29075/bowling-while-eating-fruit/#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2012 05:01:38 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29075 ]]> Gordon: What do you get when you bowl while eating fruit?
Graham: Beats me.
Gordon: A banana split!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29075/bowling-while-eating-fruit/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29073/if-harry-potter-is-so-magical/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29073/if-harry-potter-is-so-magical/#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 05:01:16 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29073 ]]> Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Harry Potter is so magical, why can’t he fix his own eyesight?”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29073/if-harry-potter-is-so-magical/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29070/why-geese-fly-south-for-winter/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29070/why-geese-fly-south-for-winter/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:01:00 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29070 ]]> Nick: Why do geese fly south for the winter?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Nick: Because it’s too far to walk.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29070/why-geese-fly-south-for-winter/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/29068/lion-taming-for-beginners/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/29068/lion-taming-for-beginners/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:11:45 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=29068 ]]> A book never written: “Lion Taming for Beginners” by Claude B. Hinds.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/29068/lion-taming-for-beginners/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28951/hundreds-of-people-on-a-dock/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28951/hundreds-of-people-on-a-dock/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 05:01:08 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28951 ]]> Teri: What do you call it when hundreds of people stand on a wooden dock?
Jeri: Beats me.
Teri: “Pier pressure.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28951/hundreds-of-people-on-a-dock/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28949/daffynition-multiply/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28949/daffynition-multiply/#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:01:14 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28949 ]]> Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28949/daffynition-multiply/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28947/what-the-tailor-said/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28947/what-the-tailor-said/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 08:57:32 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28947 ]]> Martin: What did the tailor say after his client fired him?
Michael: I haven’t a clue.
Martin: “Suit yourself.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28947/what-the-tailor-said/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28926/knock-knock-whos-there-cash/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28926/knock-knock-whos-there-cash/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:02:22 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28926 ]]> Chris: Knock, knock.
TJ: Who’s there?
Chris: Cash.
TJ: Cash, who?
Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28926/knock-knock-whos-there-cash/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28867/theres-nothing-to-see-in-india/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28867/theres-nothing-to-see-in-india/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 05:01:19 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28867 ]]> A book never written: “There’s Nothing to See in India” by Taj M. Hall.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28867/theres-nothing-to-see-in-india/feed/ 8 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28848/a-man-that-never-works-a-day-in-his-life/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28848/a-man-that-never-works-a-day-in-his-life/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2012 06:11:08 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28848 ]]> Frank: What kind of man never works a day in his life?
Joe: Tell me.
Frank: A night watchman!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28848/a-man-that-never-works-a-day-in-his-life/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28790/hard-of-hearing-2/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28790/hard-of-hearing-2/#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:01:57 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28790 ]]> A book never written: “Hard of Hearing” by Isabelle Ringing.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28790/hard-of-hearing-2/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28788/what-kind-of-jacket/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28788/what-kind-of-jacket/#comments Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:01:28 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28788 ]]> Greg: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Peg: Tell me.
Greg: A trail blazer!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28788/what-kind-of-jacket/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28683/%ef%bb%bfdaffynition-wisecrack/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28683/%ef%bb%bfdaffynition-wisecrack/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:01:11 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28683 ]]> Daffynition: Wisecrack—An intelligent crevice.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28683/%ef%bb%bfdaffynition-wisecrack/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28681/an-owl-and-an-oyster/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28681/an-owl-and-an-oyster/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:01:37 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28681 ]]> Suzan: What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster?
Howard: I don’t know.
Suzan: A creature that dispenses pearls of wisdom.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28681/an-owl-and-an-oyster/feed/ 0 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28679/accounting/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28679/accounting/#comments Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:01:07 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28679 ]]> A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28679/accounting/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28675/what-the-earthquake-said/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28675/what-the-earthquake-said/#comments Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:01:58 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28675 ]]> Josiah: What did one earthquake say to the other?
Josh: Beats me.
Josiah: “Hey, it’s not my fault!”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28675/what-the-earthquake-said/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28671/a-very-poor-cat/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28671/a-very-poor-cat/#comments Sat, 31 Mar 2012 06:05:09 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28671 ]]> Matt: What do you call a very poor cat?
Kate: No idea. What?
Matt: A “paw-purr.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28671/a-very-poor-cat/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28584/how-to-be-a-pirate/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28584/how-to-be-a-pirate/#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2012 05:01:25 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28584 ]]> A book never written: “How to Be a Pirate” by Rob N. Plunder.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28584/how-to-be-a-pirate/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28582/how-much-to-take-out-a-splinter/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28582/how-much-to-take-out-a-splinter/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:01:50 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28582 ]]> Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out?
Doctor: About $70.
Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work?
Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28582/how-much-to-take-out-a-splinter/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28580/daffynition-vegetarian-2/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28580/daffynition-vegetarian-2/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2012 05:44:16 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28580 ]]> Daffynition: Vegetarian—A frontier word for “lousy hunter.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28580/daffynition-vegetarian-2/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28449/hard-of-hearing/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28449/hard-of-hearing/#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2012 05:35:49 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28449 ]]> A book never written: “Hard of Hearing” by Isabelle Ringing.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28449/hard-of-hearing/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28447/a-ducks-favorite-video-game/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28447/a-ducks-favorite-video-game/#comments Sun, 25 Mar 2012 06:00:49 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28447 ]]> Daniel: What is a duck’s favorite video game?
Gabriel: Tell me.
Daniel: Quack-man!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28447/a-ducks-favorite-video-game/feed/ 11 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28444/life-as-a-dentist/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28444/life-as-a-dentist/#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:01:38 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28444 ]]> A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28444/life-as-a-dentist/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28336/knock-knock-whos-there-max/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28336/knock-knock-whos-there-max/#comments Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:01:24 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28336 ]]> Stephen: Knock, knock.
Danny: Who’s there?
Stephen: Max.
Danny: Max, who?
Stephen: Max no difference—just open the door!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28336/knock-knock-whos-there-max/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28334/how-bees-get-to-their-place-of-learning/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28334/how-bees-get-to-their-place-of-learning/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:01:46 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28334 ]]> Chuck: How do bees get to their place of learning?
Ron: How?
Chuck: By school buzz.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28334/how-bees-get-to-their-place-of-learning/feed/ 9 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28332/writers-block/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28332/writers-block/#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 05:01:46 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28332 ]]> A book never written: “Writer’s Block” by Anita Idea.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28332/writers-block/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28330/a-cat-that-gives-up/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28330/a-cat-that-gives-up/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:01:17 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28330 ]]> Jeremy: What do you call a cat that gives up?
Drew: Tell me.
Jeremy: A “quitty.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28330/a-cat-that-gives-up/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28289/determination/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28289/determination/#comments Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:01:52 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28289 ]]> A book never written: “Determination” by Will Power.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28289/determination/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28287/the-dog-colored-between-the-lines/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28287/the-dog-colored-between-the-lines/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:01:36 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28287 ]]> Logan: Why was the dog so good at coloring between the lines?
Matt: I have no idea.
Logan: It was a border collie!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28287/the-dog-colored-between-the-lines/feed/ 8 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/uncategorized/28118/why-the-ice-cream-truck-left-early/ http://boyslife.org/uncategorized/28118/why-the-ice-cream-truck-left-early/#comments Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:01:05 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28118 ]]> Aadarsh: Why did the ice-cream truck leave early?
Dolfi no: Beats me.
Aadarsh: To get there by sundae!

]]> http://boyslife.org/uncategorized/28118/why-the-ice-cream-truck-left-early/feed/ 12 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28116/daffynition-information-4/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28116/daffynition-information-4/#comments Sat, 10 Mar 2012 05:01:40 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28116 ]]> Daffynition: Information—The way military people march.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28116/daffynition-information-4/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/28114/an-insect-that-cant-make-up-its-mind/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/28114/an-insect-that-cant-make-up-its-mind/#comments Fri, 09 Mar 2012 05:01:06 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=28114 ]]> Christopher: What do you call a flying insect that can’t make up its mind?
Jonathan: I have no clue.
Christopher: A “may-bee.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/28114/an-insect-that-cant-make-up-its-mind/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27996/batmans-enemy/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27996/batmans-enemy/#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2012 05:01:29 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27996 ]]> A book never written: “Batman’s Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27996/batmans-enemy/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27994/how-are-your-history-grades/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27994/how-are-your-history-grades/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:01:49 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27994 ]]> Father: Son, how are your history grades?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean?
Son: Below C-level.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27994/how-are-your-history-grades/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27992/knock-knock-whos-there-dozen/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27992/knock-knock-whos-there-dozen/#comments Sun, 04 Mar 2012 05:01:21 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27992 ]]> Jason: Knock, knock.
Jim: Who’s there?
Jason: Dozen.
Jim: Dozen, who?
Jason: Dozen anyone want to let me in?

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27992/knock-knock-whos-there-dozen/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27989/a-cheerleaders-favorite-drink/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27989/a-cheerleaders-favorite-drink/#comments Sat, 03 Mar 2012 05:01:12 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27989 ]]> Joe: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
Bob: I don’t know.
Joe: Root beer!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27989/a-cheerleaders-favorite-drink/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27986/teach-a-new-dog-old-tricks/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27986/teach-a-new-dog-old-tricks/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 05:01:29 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27986 ]]> Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you teach a new dog old tricks?”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27986/teach-a-new-dog-old-tricks/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27823/how-a-princess-finds-her-way/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27823/how-a-princess-finds-her-way/#comments Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:01:24 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27823 ]]> Brian: How does a princess find her way home?
Sean: How?
Brian: She follows the foot-prince!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27823/how-a-princess-finds-her-way/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27821/daffynition-breakfast/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27821/daffynition-breakfast/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 05:01:58 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27821 ]]> Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27821/daffynition-breakfast/feed/ 9 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27819/the-ocean-said-hello-to-the-sun/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27819/the-ocean-said-hello-to-the-sun/#comments Mon, 27 Feb 2012 05:01:59 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27819 ]]> Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Wyatt: It waved.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27819/the-ocean-said-hello-to-the-sun/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27815/why-are-elephants-big-and-gray/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27815/why-are-elephants-big-and-gray/#comments Sat, 25 Feb 2012 05:01:52 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27815 ]]> Alek: Why are elephants big and gray?
John: Tell me.
Alek: If they were small and purple, they would just be grapes.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27815/why-are-elephants-big-and-gray/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27813/daffynition-addicted/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27813/daffynition-addicted/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:28:22 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27813 ]]> Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27813/daffynition-addicted/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27688/land-of-10000-lakes/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27688/land-of-10000-lakes/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:01:53 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27688 ]]> A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Lakes” by Minnie Soda.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27688/land-of-10000-lakes/feed/ 9 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27686/the-eyeglass-maker/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27686/the-eyeglass-maker/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:01:08 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27686 ]]> Ben: Did you hear about the eyeglass maker who got caught in his machine?
Henry: What happened?
Ben: He made a spectacle of himself.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27686/the-eyeglass-maker/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27684/boy-this-hot-dog-is-delicious/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27684/boy-this-hot-dog-is-delicious/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:01:39 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27684 ]]> Tom Swiftie: “Boy, this hot dog is delicious!”  Tom said frankly.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27684/boy-this-hot-dog-is-delicious/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27682/chicken-crosses-the-basketball-court/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27682/chicken-crosses-the-basketball-court/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:01:55 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27682 ]]> Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Graham: Beats me.
Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27682/chicken-crosses-the-basketball-court/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27680/large-cats/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27680/large-cats/#comments Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:01:09 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27680 ]]> A book never written: “Large Cats” by Ty Gurr.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27680/large-cats/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27678/why-did-you-park-here/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27678/why-did-you-park-here/#comments Fri, 17 Feb 2012 06:18:25 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27678 ]]> Police officer: Why did you park here?
Billy: The sign says, “Fine for parking.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27678/why-did-you-park-here/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27485/stay-off-the-grass-signs/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27485/stay-off-the-grass-signs/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:01:27 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27485 ]]> Warped Wiseman wonders: “How do ‘Stay off the grass’ signs get there in the first place?”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27485/stay-off-the-grass-signs/feed/ 7 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27483/the-marathon/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27483/the-marathon/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:01:36 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27483 ]]> A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27483/the-marathon/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27481/a-dogs-nose/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27481/a-dogs-nose/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:01:55 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27481 ]]> Nick: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because it’s the scenter!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27481/a-dogs-nose/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27479/knock-knock-whos-there-lettuce/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27479/knock-knock-whos-there-lettuce/#comments Sun, 12 Feb 2012 05:01:40 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27479 ]]> Anthony: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Anthony: Lettuce.
James: Lettuce, who?
Anthony: Lettuce in—it’s raining out here!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27479/knock-knock-whos-there-lettuce/feed/ 1 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27368/when-the-king-burps/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27368/when-the-king-burps/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:01:14 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27368 ]]> Matt: What does the king do when he burps?
Bob: I give up. What?
Matt: He issues a royal pardon!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27368/when-the-king-burps/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27366/american-victories/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27366/american-victories/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:01:23 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslifeorg.wordpress.com/?p=27366 ]]> A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27366/american-victories/feed/ 0 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27364/friday-comes-before-thursday/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27364/friday-comes-before-thursday/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:16:44 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27364 ]]> Dwight: Where is the only place Friday comes before Thursday?
Michael: Where?
Dwight: The dictionary!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27364/friday-comes-before-thursday/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27276/why-the-world-series/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27276/why-the-world-series/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:22:05 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27276 ]]> Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27276/why-the-world-series/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27172/disgruntled-frankfurter-maker/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27172/disgruntled-frankfurter-maker/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:01:21 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27172 ]]> Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker?
Suzan: Beats me.
Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27172/disgruntled-frankfurter-maker/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27170/how-to-rank-up-in-scouting/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27170/how-to-rank-up-in-scouting/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:01:13 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27170 ]]> A book never written: “How to Rank Up in Scouting” by Ed Vance.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27170/how-to-rank-up-in-scouting/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27108/worse-than-being-a-five-ton-witch/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27108/worse-than-being-a-five-ton-witch/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:01:09 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27108 ]]> Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch?
Jill: No clue. Hit me with it.
Chris: Being her broom!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27108/worse-than-being-a-five-ton-witch/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/27106/daffynition-olympiads/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/27106/daffynition-olympiads/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:01:59 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=27106 ]]> Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/27106/daffynition-olympiads/feed/ 0 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26908/astronaut-mickey-mouse/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26908/astronaut-mickey-mouse/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:01:55 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26908 ]]> Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
Will: Beats me.
Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26908/astronaut-mickey-mouse/feed/ 10 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26906/perfect-peanuts/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26906/perfect-peanuts/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:01:40 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26906 ]]> A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26906/perfect-peanuts/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26904/the-nickels-bad-joke/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26904/the-nickels-bad-joke/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:11:39 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26904 ]]> Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke?
Sarah: I don’t know.
Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26904/the-nickels-bad-joke/feed/ 6 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26697/a-tired-skeleton/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26697/a-tired-skeleton/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:01:03 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26697 ]]> Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26697/a-tired-skeleton/feed/ 5 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26695/knock-knock-whos-there-ken/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26695/knock-knock-whos-there-ken/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:01:28 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26695 ]]> Hayden: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Hayden: Ken.
Chris: Ken, who?
Hayden: Ken you just open the door, please?

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26695/knock-knock-whos-there-ken/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26693/a-tree-playing-rock-and-roll/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26693/a-tree-playing-rock-and-roll/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:01:48 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26693 ]]> Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll?
John: I haven’t a clue.
Del: Spruce Springsteen!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26693/a-tree-playing-rock-and-roll/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26691/underwater-spying/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26691/underwater-spying/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 05:01:51 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26691 ]]> A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26691/underwater-spying/feed/ 2 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26689/why-the-penguin-crossed-the-road/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26689/why-the-penguin-crossed-the-road/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:15 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26689 ]]> Stephen: Why did the penguin cross the road?
Brad: Beats me.
Stephen: It just wanted to go with the floe!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26689/why-the-penguin-crossed-the-road/feed/ 4 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26567/the-bee-went-to-the-hospital/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26567/the-bee-went-to-the-hospital/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:01:04 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslifeorg.wordpress.com/?p=26567 ]]> Luke: Why did the bee go to the hospital?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: Because it had hives!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26567/the-bee-went-to-the-hospital/feed/ 11 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26565/live-news/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26565/live-news/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:01:16 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26565 ]]> A book never written: “Live News” by Justin Now.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26565/live-news/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26468/poorest-period-of-music/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26468/poorest-period-of-music/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:01:51 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26468 ]]> Robert: What period of music was the poorest?
Michael: Tell me.
Robert: The Baroque period!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26468/poorest-period-of-music/feed/ 12 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26466/daffynition-forum/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26466/daffynition-forum/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:01:37 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslife.org/?p=26466 ]]> Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26466/daffynition-forum/feed/ 3 maciwilliams http://boyslife.org/jokes/26464/i-have-second-amendment-rights/ http://boyslife.org/jokes/26464/i-have-second-amendment-rights/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:01:50 +0000 macipeterson http://boyslifeorg.wordpress.com/?p=26464 ]]> Mom: Son, you need to wear a longsleeved shirt today.
Nate: No, I’m wearing short sleeves. I have Second Amendment rights.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Nate: You know, the right to bare arms!

]]> http://boyslife.org/jokes/26464/i-have-second-amendment-rights/feed/ 7 maciwilliams