
Hey, Pedro, I tried making an alfalfa milkshake, and to be truthful it kind of tasted good (probably because I put a ton of other stuff in it though). But I want to try your recipe. What do you put in it?
—Paul V., Custer, Wash.
My recipe is a closely guarded secret, Paul (even though The Boss says he doesn't know why—no one gets near the stuff). Let's just say I keep it simple and "earthy."
Wes: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Wes: Dishes.
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
Dear Pedro, Our troop meetings are boring. The games are my favorite part. Do you have any suggestions to make the meetings more fun and interesting?
—Joshua B., Bonita, Calif.
Read the jokes in "Think & Grin" at your meetings, Joshua. They keep my hee-hawing. Or discuss the latest "A True Story of Scouts in Action" or an outing featured in the magazine. Boys' Life can brighten a meeting (and my cartoon will no doubt light up the room).
A book never written: “How to Make a Killing in a Bull Market” by Butch Herr.
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
Hilarious!All I could do to stop laughing was bite my tongue!