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Tom Swiftie: “May I borrow your drill?” Tom asked boringly.
Submitted by William C., McAllen, Tex.
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Tom Swiftie: “There’s a storm coming!” Tom thundered.
Submitted by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Tom Swiftie: “Get that dog off my lawn,” Tom barked.
Submitted by Justin F., Canton, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t rush me!” Tom said hastily.
Submitted by Dave W., Dalhart, Tex.
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Tom Swiftie: “Oil prices sure are high,” Tom said crudely.
Submitted by Drew B., Elkhart, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m moving to the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly.
Submitted by John G., Goldens Bridge, N.Y.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like catsup,” Tom mustered.
Submitted by Travis H., Olathe, Kan
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Tom Swiftie: “I need a pencil sharpener,” Tom said bluntly.
Submitted by Nollan C., Brush Prairie, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t push that button,” Tom exploded.
Submitted by Reagan B., Konawa, Okla.
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Tom Swiftie: “Colorado joined the Union in 1876,” Tom stated.
Submitted by James O., Bakersfield, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.
Submitted by Robert M., Jasper, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: “Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.
Submitted by Robert M., Jasper, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: “I wish I could get a part in the play,” Tom said dramatically.
Submitted by Chandler J., Chesterfield, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like camping,” Tom said intently.
Submitted by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Tom Swiftie: “My lantern is broken and I’m out of candles!” Tom cried delightedly.
Submitted by Matthew W., Delray, W.Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “We need hot dogs,” Tom said frankly.
Submitted by Allen S., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “You have the right to remain silent,” Tom said arrestingly.
Submitted by Michael H., Senatobia, Miss.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love meat and potatoes,” Tom said heartily.
Submitted by Benjamin M., Otis, Ore.
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Tom Swiftie: “I accidentally hit Pedro on the head with a rock,” Tom said bashfully.
Submitted by Daniel M., West Brookfield, Mass.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t burn the bacon!” Tom said crisply.
Submitted by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: “Take a right and then a left at the cemetery,” Tom said gravely.
Submitted by Jared S., Fairfax, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll go feed the horses now,” Tom said balefully.
Submitted by Shaan P., Belle Mead, N.J.
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.
Submitted by Kevin A., Winston-Salem, N.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my pet snake!” Tom hissed.
Submitted by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good. Now you won’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.
Submitted by Evan C., Morristown, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: “I smell gas,” Tom fumed.
Submitted by Domonic F., Everett, Mass.
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Tom Swiftie: “Time for a snack,” Tom snickered.
Submitted by Daniel B., Champaign, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “You’re not working for my business anymore,” Tom fired.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish,Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.
Submitted by Lexus D., Eugene, Ore.
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Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.
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Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: Tom piped up: “I need to fix that drain!”
Submitted by Thompson H., Stow, Mass.
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Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.
Submitted by Sean K., Salem, N.H.
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Tom Swiftie: “Wanna go bowling tonight?” Tom asked strikingly.
Submitted by Steven G., Virginia Beach, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love the Hokey Pokey!” Tom put in.
Submitted by Daniel M., Newtown Square, Pa.
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Tom Swiftie: “This is a good book,” Tom said readily.
Submitted by David G., Arvada, Colo.
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Tom Swiftie: “On guard!” Tom said pointedly.
Submitted by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “As soon as the rain stops, we’ll break camp,” Tom said intently.
Submitted by Thomas A. P., Roseville, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love to try exotic spices,” Tom said gingerly.
Submitted by Stephen M., Ridgefield, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m tired of writing thank you cards,” Tom noted sincerely.
Submitted by Nick R., Lockport, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like sports!” Tom said gamely.
Submitted by Katie K., Liberty Hill, Tex.
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Tom Swiftie: “My willow is dead!” Tom said,weeping.
Submitted by Scott D., Eldersburg, Md.
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Tom Swiftie: “I want a hot dog!” Tom said frankly.
Submitted by George B., Valparaiso, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: “Stop eating like a pig!” Tom snorted.
Submitted by John O., Westminster, S.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I have a spaniel for my birthday?” Tom asked doggedly.
Submitted by Ian M., Sioux Falls, S.D.
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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want to go fishing!” Tom wailed.
Submitted by Jarett S., Westminster, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
Submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “Catch that dog!” Tom panted.
Submitted by Taylor J. P., Norcross, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: “Do you like goldfish?” Tom asked coyly.
Submitted by Maxwell D., Aurora, Ore.
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Tom Swiftie: “Stop cracking your knuckles!” Tom popped off.
Submitted by Brian L., Findlay, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “That alligator nearly bit my leg off!” Tom snapped.
Submitted by Jordan R., Newtown, Conn.
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