Tom Swiftie
Tom Swiftie: “Colorado joined the Union in 1876,” Tom stated.
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Tom Swiftie: “I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.
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Tom Swiftie: “Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.
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Tom Swiftie: “I wish I could get a part in the play,” Tom said dramatically.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like camping,” Tom said intently.
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Tom Swiftie: “My lantern is broken and I’m out of candles!” Tom cried delightedly.
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Tom Swiftie: “We need hot dogs,” Tom said frankly.
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Tom Swiftie: “You have the right to remain silent,” Tom said arrestingly.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love meat and potatoes,” Tom said heartily.
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Tom Swiftie: “I accidentally hit Pedro on the head with a rock,” Tom said bashfully.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t burn the bacon!” Tom said crisply.
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Tom Swiftie: “Take a right and then a left at the cemetery,” Tom said gravely.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll go feed the horses now,” Tom said balefully.
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.
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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my pet snake!” Tom hissed.
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good. Now you won’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.
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Tom Swiftie: “I smell gas,” Tom fumed.
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Tom Swiftie: “Time for a snack,” Tom snickered.
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Tom Swiftie: “You’re not working for my business anymore,” Tom fired.
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Tom Swiftie: “This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.
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Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.
Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.
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Tom Swiftie: Tom piped up: “I need to fix that drain!”
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Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.
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Tom Swiftie: “Wanna go bowling tonight?” Tom asked strikingly.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love the Hokey Pokey!” Tom put in.
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Tom Swiftie: “This is a good book,” Tom said readily.
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Tom Swiftie: “On guard!” Tom said pointedly.
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Tom Swiftie: “As soon as the rain stops, we’ll break camp,” Tom said intently.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love to try exotic spices,” Tom said gingerly.
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