Tom Swiftie: “I’ll cook the pancakes this morning,” Tom said flippantly.
Tom Swiftie: “A car just ran over my foot,” Tom said tiredly.
Tom Swiftie: “Fix that tire,” Tom said flatly.
Tom Swiftie: “I have to change my answer,” Tom remarked.
Tom Swiftie: “I want to get a spicy root at the grocery store,” Tom said gingerly.
Tom Swiftie: “I don’t like exams,” Tom said testily.
Tom Swiftie: “Electricity is amazing,” Tom said ecstatically.
Tom Swiftie: “Help! My pants are falling off,” Tom belted out.
Tom Swiftie: “I have too many lemons,” Tom said bitterly.
Tom Swiftie: “I wish I had put my money in the bank,” Tom said, without interest.
Tom Swiftie: “It’s 9:59,” Tom said pretentiously.
Tom Swiftie: “Mark your calendar,” Tom said weakly.
Tom Swiftie: “That’s the last time I pet a lion!” Tom said offhandedly.
Tom Swiftie: “Does anyone know how to remove stains?” Tom shouted.
Tom Swiftie: “Carl shouldn’t be skipping class,” Tom said absently.
Tom Swiftie: “That wood is too dry,” Tom snapped.
Tom Swiftie: “It’s not very windy today,” Tom said disgustedly.
Tom Swiftie: “Please hand me the butter knife,” Tom said pointlessly.
Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.
Tom Swiftie: “I hate snakes,” Tom hissed.
Tom Swiftie: “These cookies need more spice,” Tom said gingerly.
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