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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

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We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

77 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. I got a caterpie level 1. the 1 stands for first place in digimon. oh yeah.

  2. I got a mario and digimon

  3. Garatina Rocks! // July 6, 2010 at 11:25 am // Reply

    blooperstar you spelt most of the names wrong its Garitina.

  4. Garatina Rocks! // July 4, 2010 at 10:40 am // Reply

    What is that suppose to mean I have Jirachi

  5. i BEAT RED but i still dident beat heartgold

  6. the person // July 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm // Reply

    very interesting

  7. the jackster 2000 // July 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm // Reply

    i have a ho-oh,raikou,entei and sucune. ha,beat that.

  8. Garatina Rocks! // July 1, 2010 at 12:51 pm // Reply

    Lugia is in the Whirl Islands and in less than a month I beat HeartGold Version

  9. giratinaexpert533 // June 27, 2010 at 11:40 am // Reply

    I really like Pokemon. I have Pokemon platinum. I defeated Oreburgh city gym Leader Roarke. I also defeated Gardenia, Marlene , and Wake.

  10. cool stuff

  11. alex rocks // June 26, 2010 at 4:28 pm // Reply

    i cant find lugia in soul silver

  12. Pokemon is awesome i have soulsilver and beat red. that was a fun game. Heres another joke. why did pikachu cross the road? To peek-at-chu! (peek at you)

  13. Fire Master // June 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    Q: what pokemon is best at telling tall tales

    A: Farfetche’d

  14. jonbuddy1 // June 6, 2010 at 6:21 pm // Reply

    Why did Santa give the boy who wanted SoulSilver the HeartGold version?

    He thought Ho-Oh was better.

    (Get it? Ho-oh and Ho Ho?)

  15. Fullfilled Deram // June 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm // Reply

    Why did the pikachu hide under the bed? To peek-at-chuu

  16. Military Man // June 4, 2010 at 9:22 am // Reply

    I have all legendaries in Soulsilver and havent beaten the game yet!!

  17. Johnny Six // May 31, 2010 at 10:06 am // Reply

    lol.nicely done

  18. bob and bill are walking in the forest at night when they see a rabid ursaring.
    then, bob looks down at bill:
    BOB: Why are you putting on running shoes? You can’t outrun that thing!
    BILL: I don’t have to outrun that ursaring, I just have to outrun you.

  19. i have groudon kyogre rayquaza a shiny lv. 100 japanese dialga a japanese palkia a lv. 100 giritina (origin forme) arceus uxie mesprit azelf cresselia shaymin suicune latias lugia ho-oh zapdos articuno moltress heatran a shiny metagross mewtwo deoxys, i have beaten the elite four before and after i faced Red. I have seen a shiny giritina, but it belonged to someone else. (And another thing: I did NOT cheat to get ANY of these pokemon.) I have an action replay, but i cant even USE it.

  20. LEADER OF FIVE101 // May 28, 2010 at 7:12 am // Reply

    I know about the gross stuff,Pukemon! 🙂

  21. They are very funny. I really like pokemon.

  22. Mr. Genius // May 24, 2010 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    I really don’t get most of these jokes because i stopped watching pokemon years ago but i do get the old ones

  23. yah that was cool.

  24. i huve soulsilver and i beat the game, have all the legendaries, and have dragonite flygon tyrnitar altaria and garchomp. Oh and i beat red. BEAT THAT!!!!

  25. i dont watch pokemon so i dont get any of these
    but im sure they would make sense if i did

  26. One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!

  27. pika eve // May 6, 2010 at 8:22 am // Reply

    ha ha!:D

  28. lololololol

  29. They’re funny i guess

  30. Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
    A: They Peek and sneeze.
    Peek-a-choo

  31. Q:How do get pikachu on a bus??
    A:Poke’m on!!

  32. HAR HAR HAR!

  33. I love pokemon and I have soulsilver and Ihave beaten kanto and jhoto and caught every legendary except entei and rikou

  34. What kind of popcorn does pikachu like?

    popichu!

  35. why did combuskin cross the road?

    to prove he wasn’t torchicken!

  36. Monkeyface // April 17, 2010 at 1:46 pm // Reply

    Cool jokes!

  37. Neogoldman2 // April 15, 2010 at 12:30 am // Reply

    How do you get a bunch of squirtles into a bus?

    Answer: You poke-em-on

  38. yeah, but some of these are groners

  39. What do you get if you have a pikachu with a cold?

    Peek-AHH-chooo!!!

  40. Why do you never take a shower with a pokémon?

    He might peek-at-you

  41. why did the pokemon cross the road to get to the other side

  42. pokemon are cool dideo

  43. what Pokemon laughs when it says it’s name

    ho-oh

  44. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
    Arrrrrr-ceus

  45. AWSOME AWSOME ;]

  46. hjjhhjjjhhhjjjj // March 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm // Reply

    weird

  47. I love pokemon. I have the new Soulsilver game and I am stuck in Kanto

  48. boring!

  49. me and my friend love pokemon and jokes!

  50. sooooooo cool

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