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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

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We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

15 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. Q: why dont you shower around pokemon?
    A: they might pikachu! (peek at you)

  2. ZoruaTheZorua // September 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm // Reply

    What Pokèmon chews bubblegum?
    PikaCHEW!

    (Yeah, I’m a girl xP)

  3. How do you get 150 pokemon on a bus? You Pok-em-on

  4. What brand of underware do Pokemon wear? Fruit of breloom

  5. I’m a girl, but…
    Here’s one:
    What did the Pokemon say when it sneezed? “Pi-kAH-CHOO!”

  6. Who wants to hear the history of banned Pokemon episodes? Okay!
    One episode was banned because it gave people seisures…lots ended up in the hospital.
    Another episode was banned because guns are pointed repeatedly, and Meowth wears a mustache that mimicks Adolf Hitler.
    And finally, an episode called “Beauty and the Beach” was banned because it showed James in a bikini (he had inflatable breasts).

  7. How do you get 5 bubblesors and 2 charzards in a bus:you Pokemon 🙂

  8. pokejoker // May 15, 2012 at 9:19 am // Reply

    which pokemon coughs a lot of snot

    loogy-a

  9. Randomness // May 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    Q:What did one Geodude say to another getting on bus? A:Lets just Grou-Don!(Crowd-On)

  10. Typhlosion4ever // May 12, 2012 at 12:45 pm // Reply

    Ha! Those jokes gave me a good laugh!

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