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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

12 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. how do you get a pikachu on a bus? poke-him-on

  2. A bee that drills, Beedrill, that makes me laugh all the time

  3. jokes are so funny

  4. pokemon is da best

  5. ihatemudkipzbaby // December 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    Name 2 pokemon from the Johto region.
    Coffee-grigus and Latte-as. (Get it? the Joe-to region. Joe. Like Coffee. But Cofagrigus and Latias aren’t from there. Its a joke.)

  6. why did cubhoo say achoo because he always has. snot hanging. from his nose PS I am a girl

  7. thereis100ofthem // November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm // Reply

    You can store hundreds of Pokemon on a PC…
    Why can’t you have a laptop?

  8. If a pokemon is stored in a Pc then would it be called a digimon.

  9. TotodileIsEpic // October 31, 2012 at 8:19 am // Reply

    Which Pokemon is the hairiest?

  10. What time is it when palkia sits on your
    Time to ge a new car

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