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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

10 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. large pom pom // January 18, 2015 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    what does magikarp do when it uses splash. it uses splash

  2. I love it……….!!!! Its really really funny loved it 😊😊😊😂😂😂😂

  3. pikachukidbulbasaur // January 6, 2015 at 12:10 am // Reply

    Really great, gave me a good laugh

  4. Whenever pignite gets a cold it gets hot

  5. Pokemon master 153 // December 30, 2014 at 9:42 am // Reply

    Pipplup used icey wind the opponents pig nite used flamethrower it counters . It Got foggy bothe pokemon can’t see .

  6. Pokemonmasta109 // December 24, 2014 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    I love these jokes there funny and I’m going to use them at school

  7. Most were the worst jokes I have ever heard

  8. Lol

  9. horrible

  10. Try this one on for size:

    Oak: don’t go into the tall grass, it’s not safe! Instead, try single handedly taking down a criminal organization!

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