Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
what does magikarp do when it uses splash. it uses splash
I love it……….!!!! Its really really funny loved it 😊😊😊😂😂😂😂
Really great, gave me a good laugh
Whenever pignite gets a cold it gets hot
Pipplup used icey wind the opponents pig nite used flamethrower it counters . It Got foggy bothe pokemon can’t see .
I love these jokes there funny and I’m going to use them at school
Most were the worst jokes I have ever heard
Lol
horrible
Try this one on for size:
Oak: don’t go into the tall grass, it’s not safe! Instead, try single handedly taking down a criminal organization!
Cool
love it!!!!!!!!!!
These are extremely terrible…
Ok i guess… I liked the pares one 😐
Arrrrrceus get it
That is so so sad
terrible
terrible
I know right
Cool jokes
Worst jokes ever
Cool!
Lol these jokes are funny:) 🙂 🙂 🙂
I LOVE the 4th 5th and 6th!
What do u get when u put a parot in a washing machine?
A poliwhirl!
What is dark and likes to cry?
Dar-crie
What does a Pokemon spy do?
Pik-at-chu
why do pokemon get confused after using outrage cause aren’t any pokemon left to battle
What is the pokemon trains official name?
The pikachoo-choo train!
I pichu so you pick me too and btw i pikachu at you yesterday i like you but i’m not gonna raichu a love song
I didn’t really get them
tell me some more awesome jokes
ok
what did the pichu say to the Pikachu
daddy I love you watts and watts
I’m the zubat Kanto deserves, but not the one it needs…
how do you get a pikachu on a bus? poke-him-on
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!😸😸
A bee that drills, Beedrill, that makes me laugh all the time
jokes are so funny
pokemon is da best
Name 2 pokemon from the Johto region.
Coffee-grigus and Latte-as. (Get it? the Joe-to region. Joe. Like Coffee. But Cofagrigus and Latias aren’t from there. Its a joke.)
why did cubhoo say achoo because he always has. snot hanging. from his nose PS I am a girl
hey 😉
You can store hundreds of Pokemon on a PC…
Why can’t you have a laptop?
If a pokemon is stored in a Pc then would it be called a digimon.
Which Pokemon is the hairiest?
Hairy-ama
What time is it when palkia sits on your
Time to ge a new car
Q: why dont you shower around pokemon?
A: they might pikachu! (peek at you)
What Pokèmon chews bubblegum?
PikaCHEW!
(Yeah, I’m a girl xP)
What did the fire bird say when he woke up at 10:00?
Ho-OH I’m Late!
How do you get 150 pokemon on a bus? You Pok-em-on
What brand of underware do Pokemon wear? Fruit of breloom
LOL Nice joke
I’m a girl, but…
Here’s one:
What did the Pokemon say when it sneezed? “Pi-kAH-CHOO!”
Who wants to hear the history of banned Pokemon episodes? Okay!
One episode was banned because it gave people seisures…lots ended up in the hospital.
Another episode was banned because guns are pointed repeatedly, and Meowth wears a mustache that mimicks Adolf Hitler.
And finally, an episode called “Beauty and the Beach” was banned because it showed James in a bikini (he had inflatable breasts).
How do you get 5 bubblesors and 2 charzards in a bus:you Pokemon 🙂
Don’t you mean “Bulbasaur” and “Charizard”?
you mean BULBASAUR
which pokemon coughs a lot of snot
loogy-a
Q:What did one Geodude say to another getting on bus? A:Lets just Grou-Don!(Crowd-On)
Ha! Those jokes gave me a good laugh!
hey pika says nice joke i lol it