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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

17 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. I got a caterpie level 1. the 1 stands for first place in digimon. oh yeah.

  2. I got a mario and digimon

  3. Garatina Rocks! // July 6, 2010 at 11:25 am // Reply

    blooperstar you spelt most of the names wrong its Garitina.

  4. Garatina Rocks! // July 4, 2010 at 10:40 am // Reply

    What is that suppose to mean I have Jirachi

  5. i BEAT RED but i still dident beat heartgold

  6. the person // July 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm // Reply

    very interesting

  7. the jackster 2000 // July 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm // Reply

    i have a ho-oh,raikou,entei and sucune. ha,beat that.

  8. Garatina Rocks! // July 1, 2010 at 12:51 pm // Reply

    Lugia is in the Whirl Islands and in less than a month I beat HeartGold Version

  9. giratinaexpert533 // June 27, 2010 at 11:40 am // Reply

    I really like Pokemon. I have Pokemon platinum. I defeated Oreburgh city gym Leader Roarke. I also defeated Gardenia, Marlene , and Wake.

  10. cool stuff

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