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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

13 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. what happened when pikachu got burned?
    A:he turned into ash

  2. master prank // December 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    what is pikachu’s favorate type of pie?
    a pecan pie!

  3. my cousins love pokemon,but for me I am just,well I just like pokemon,also those jokes were pretty funny

  4. I'm a banana // October 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    What Pokémon do you use in a war?
    *Rim shot* A Chill-army!
    It’s one of the newest Pokémon in black and white

  5. num num num // October 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm // Reply


  6. these jokes make me burn wih laughter just like pecachu. ow hahaha pecachu!

  7. pokemon its so awsome

  8. i have tons of Pokemon cards

  9. i beat all of heart gold in less than 12 hours including red and caught all legendaries

  10. lucariorox // August 1, 2010 at 6:37 pm // Reply

    whats an ice type pokemons favorite game?

    • nice jokes i have some but there not really funny like
      why are blastiose so mean?
      becasue they’re the shellfish pokemon

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