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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

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We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

11 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! // June 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    These Pokeman Jokes are awesome!

  2. pokemon jokes about mAY AND MISTY PLEASE

  3. the paras one was really funny!!!!!

  4. WHICH POKEMON DOES THE GRIM REAPER OWN> A SCYTH(ER)

    • PokeGirlFan13 // January 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm // Reply

      eeh, sum of these were okayyy, but… they werent THE funniest jokes ive heard. but these r sorta corny jokes, and they always lift peoples spirits up when theyre down 🙂

  5. these are really funny.

  6. Great jokes!

  7. the last one is the best!!!

  8. i want a arceus patch!

  9. pokemon expert // January 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    i have beating all the reigons exept the new one

  10. Haha, funny jokes.

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