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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

16 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment

  2. i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
    whoo whooo

  3. what pokemon gets the flu

  4. what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish

  5. Professor Oak // September 8, 2011 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?

  6. Yubba Yubba // August 25, 2011 at 2:10 am // Reply

    I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
    Can someone explain it to me O_O

  7. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:06 am // Reply

    Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
    A: Dragon-knight

  8. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:04 am // Reply

    Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
    A: Tutudile

  9. SXL CH0CAL8 // June 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?

    A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)

  10. how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
    pokemon(poke him on)

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