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15 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Comics

Even if you remember to wear green on March 17, you’ll still get a “pinch” of humor from these funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes submitted by Boys’ Life readers.

Do you know a funny St. Patrick’s Day joke? Click here to send your joke to us.


Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

Joke submitted by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Md.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

Joke submitted by Seth F., Frederick, Colo.


Comic by Scott Nickel

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

Joke submitted by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!

Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
Ally: I have no idea.
Jack: On his brag-pipes.

Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.

Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
Liam: What?
Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”

Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
Colin: I don’t know.
Ian: Rainbow Foods!

Joke submitted by Ian C., Minneapolis, Minn.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

Joke submitted by Andy K., Perkasie, Pa.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Carrot: Knock, knock.
Potato: Who’s there?
Carrot: Irish stew.
Potato: Irish stew, who?
Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

Joke submitted by J.S., Hayward, Calif.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Steffan: What?
Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

Joke submitted by Evan R., Wylie, Tex.


Comic by Scott Nickel

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27 Comments on 15 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Comics

  1. Yikes they really need an explanation? Lol


  3. I get it

  4. these are so funny

  5. I like it really much 👍

  6. I got all the jokes, but i’m 51% Irish!


  8. the best one was the one with yoda!

  9. I got the last two but it took me awile


  10. cool

  11. Ally_cat 027 // March 17, 2017 at 9:04 am // Reply

    I only got two of them

  12. Thelegeng27 // March 16, 2017 at 4:55 pm // Reply

    Lol these jokes cracked me up

  13. Irish Babe // March 9, 2017 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    ME either!

  14. These jokes are all worthy of “Boys Life”

  15. I thought Paddy O’Furniture was Irish and sits in the sun….

  16. The last two jokes

    Irish stew,……………..I arrest you
    Paddy O’Furniture………..Patio furniture

  17. YYAAYYY!!!!!!

  18. I don’t understand the last two😮

  19. thank very much

  20. The Jokester // March 11, 2015 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    These are really funny jokes, I loled for 7 days

  21. Silly

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