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Laugh at 25 Funny Olympic Jokes

Let the Olympic groans begin! Here are 25 funny Olympic jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers that deserve a gold medal in humor. Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send your joke to us.


A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
Submitted by Will R., Littleton, Colo.

Fan: I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What’s it for?
Athlete: It’s for telling knock knock jokes.
Fan: And what’s that gold medal for?
Athlete: For stopping.
Submitted by Matthew R., Chesapeake, Va.

Jack: What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?
Jill: I haven’t a clue. What?
Jack: Prontosaurus.
Submitted by Joseph M., Akron, Ohio

Tom Swiftie: “I like the Olympics!” Tom said gamely.
Submitted by Katie K., Liberty Hill, Tex.


Seth: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?
Will: I don’t know.
Seth: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Submitted by Travis V., Kilgore, Texas

Nicholas: What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?
Triston: What?
Nicholas: The quicket.
Submitted by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.

Dan: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?
Stan: Why?
Dan: She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Submitted by Danny C., Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

Daffynition: Olympiads — Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Submitted by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.

A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled.
Submitted by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.

Mike: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?
Andy: I don’t know.
Mike: Because all the fans have left!
Submitted by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.

Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!
Submitted by Turner F., Yankton, South Dakota

A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
Submitted by Tyler K., Monponsett, Mass.

Tyler: How do fireflies start a race?
Ted: I don’t know. How?
Tyler: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
Submitted by Tyler S., Ferndale, Mich.

Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Submitted by Adam K., Wolcott, Conn.

Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Submitted by Matthew M., Stone Mountain, Ga.

Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
Submitted by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio

A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
Submitted by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.

Devan: Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
Evan: Why?
Devan: It was a cheetah.
Submitted by Devan T., Shawnee, Kan.

Teacher: Johnny, please use the word “account” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”
Submitted by Scott M., Lyons, Ohio

Jake: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
Josh: What?
Jake: I’m a wiener!
Submitted by Peter H., Danbury, Conn.

Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?
Steven: Tell me.
Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
Submitted by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.

Nathan: Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?
Tim: I don’t know.
Nathan: He wasn’t a part of the human race!
Submitted by Nathan H., Springfield, Va.

Jack: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?
Jon: Why?
Jack: It was two-tired.
Submitted by Kyle R., Francesville, Ind.

A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
Submitted by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.

Parker: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?
Harper: Tell me.
Parker: The punch line.
Submitted by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.

Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send us your jokes.

6 Comments on Laugh at 25 Funny Olympic Jokes

  1. this is trash but it helped me with my project

  2. wow!! Those jokes were off the hook funny!!

  3. these jokes are pretty cheesy

  4. Nice work I guess.

  5. Connection Cafe // October 19, 2016 at 3:51 am // Reply

    Indeed they are the most funny jokes I’ve ever heard

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